Swedish Damp Squib!

Wednesday 7th July.

        Tonight’s Garvald Film Production was a project that I have been planning for nearly three years and just when you think you have everything prepared and raring to go Murphy’s law kicks in. I always say that sometimes expectation far exceeds the event and tonight was to prove no exception,drove out to sunny Garvald only to realise that I had left behind some of the important ingredients for the game-bummer!Although we improvised it still cast a gloom over the game.

Auntie Aggie’s pad!

Sven arrives for a quiet holiday in the country.

Soviet submarine.

                     Anyhoo,tonight’s game was a retelling of the Whisky on the Rocks incident from away back in 1981 when a Russian submarine was grounded on rocks near a Swedish naval base.Since then many theories have been banded about ranging from drunken crews to the attempted placement of a nuclear mine.Whether you believe them or not it does make for a good story and likewise an interesting game.I took a liking to the game idea a few years ago and have gradually built up a lot of ingredients for the game coming in the form of figures,model cars and of course a submarine which was actually built by our dear departed friend Shug Wilson from a Mousetrap game.

Auntie Aggie and Uncle Iggie greet their nephew complete with loaded shotguns.

A towing boat complete with Captain Haddock’s Swedish cousin.

Swedish navy on the hunt.

                   The game was played using the 7TV rules and involved Swedish Intelligence whom I believe go under the acronym of SAPPO which I’m sure means something to someone.Tonight’s episode concerned their top agent Sven who was taking a short break with his fellow agent Anna  visiting his Aunt Aggie and Uncle Iggie at their research centre out in the sticks.They have been instructed to investigate the sighting of a Soviet submarine which is believed to have run aground near to Aunt Aggie’s residence.Also strangers in strange uniforms have been seen acting suspiciously in the area.Sven and Anna decided to investigate the submarine whilst his aunt and uncle would look for the strangers.

Invading Sweden.

Sleeper cell lines up for a photo shoot.

“Nobody will see us in this orange boat!”

          Sven and Anna jumped into Sven’s chic 1970’s Volvo and headed towards the shore  where upon arrival were met by the sight of the Bourbonski submarine stuck fast on some submerged rocks going nowhere.Sven stopped the car and both of the occupants headed for cover behind the car- well it was a Volvo,as some Soviet sailors had come ashore and were defending their boat with all guns blazing.

Four men and a bomb.

Sven drives his Volvo into action.

Auntie Aggie and Uncle Iggie.

        Meanwhile Auntie and Uncle had come across a group of four soldiers who were dragging along what Aggie believed to be a bomb and one that could cause an artificial sunrise,I.e Nuclear but for some reason decided to open fire on the Soviet sailors that had come ashore leaving the four soldiers with peace and quiet to let them get on with their nefarious deed.

           The Soviet original plan was to land the four Speznatz soldiers and wait for their return after planting the bomb and head back for the safety of Russian waters.We can only assume that extraordinary amounts of alcohol was consumed as the submarine found itself high and dry.After the Spetznaz were landed the plan was for members of the crew to take a small boat and look for a bigger boat in order to drag the submarine off the rocks. The captain actually took it on himself to lead the dinghy crew leaving the submarine in the hands of the ship’s commissar .The commissar’s own mission was to make sure the submarine didn’t fall into enemy hands.

           

Taking cover .

Rushing the sub,stupid boy!

 After trading shots with the Russian sailors leaving Anna with a flesh wound,Sven decided to take the bull by the scruff of the neck and make a beeline for the sub leaving Anna to lick her wounds.Some boyfriend!Being the untypical Swede he charged across open ground taking two hits along the way but still reached the stranded sub..His aunt and uncle gave him covering fire and done away with all but one of the sailors and the commissar. This dash towards the sub by SAPPO Sven inflicted on him two wounds and he seemed to be heading for his demise when he suddenly made a bold jump towards the submarine and succeeded to board and make his way to the conning tower ready to do battle with Commissar Romanova.

Swedish reinforcements arrive.

So does a Soviet sleeper cell.

            Meanwhile Bill’s Speznatz squad had a change of plan and had decided to head back to the sub nuclear device in tow-why I don’t know.Colin who was in charge of Sven decided to have him go into hand to hand with Romanova which initially proved successful but alas he was eventually worn down culminating in his demise which doesn’t fare well for a second episode of SAPPO Sven.Adding insult to injury the returning Spetznatz squad had a lucky shot and done away with Auntie Aggie-bounders!Obviously reinforcements were required and this came in the form of my newly painted Marines who motored in on their patrol vessel ready to do away with the invaders.

Getting oot the car.

         By this time Bill’s returning saboteurs had just about reached the sub when they were informed by Captain Gilkristi that they would be going down with the ship when the scuttle charges were detonated.Well his captain was a Jack-booted sadist.

            To try and help Bill capture the boat in order to tow the submarine I gave him the benefit of the local Soviet sleeper cell which came in the form of three agents arriving in their Lada/Polska Fiat.Their job was to capture a boat which belonged to Captain Haddock’s Swedish cousin but they couldn’t even do away with the other boat crew member never mind the captain.Sven’s girlfriend not even batting an eyelid over Sven’s demise joined forces with a vengeful Uncle Iggie and attacked the late arrivals in the rear.

Marines heading the wrong way.

            The Marines eventually arrived and even although they were hit by some mysterious fire bolt courtesy of a random event card drawn by comrade Bill causing casualties,managed to hit the Lada with rocket fire albeit only scratching the paintwork which must be tantamount to great Soviet engineering-whatever.

Anna and Uncle Iggie taking on the bad guys.

               Bill as I said had decided to place self survival before valour and had his commissar and captain embark onto the zodiac boat and head for the safety of Soviet waters leaving his commando squad and their mine to their own devices.Loyal to the end!Meanwhile on the other side of the peninsula Colin’s marines were taking care of the other Soviet interlopers leaving Anna to care of the third member courtesy of a roundhouse kick!The result of the game was an exploding submarine complete with nuclear weapon polluting the local water.

Anna goes hand to hand with Soviet baddie whilst the car takes a hit from a rocket launcher.

           An unusual game that would have played out better if someone hadn’t forgotten some of the main bits.My thanks to Colin for providing most of the scenery at short notice and also Bill for his usual forthrightness.

            I’ll speak to you all soon as I intend to indulge in a few games of Pulp Alley as I intend to use the rules in a game I hope to put on for this year’s personal significant birthday.

     

          This has been a Garvald Film Presentation albeit the SAPPO Sven series plan has been shot down in flames as he was potted in the first episode.