Date- Wednesday 15 June 195something.
Place-Some dingy backwater part of New England.
Tonight’s Garvald Film Studios production was the second part of the Lurkers of the Garvaldian Deep series from a month or so back(Headless Chickens & Police Brutality)and tonight saw the introduction of Ma Fisher and her hopeful capture by the hapless G Men.We brought Kevin Costner’s character into the mix but a chocolate fire guard comes to mind.
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| The Green Hornet lookalike arrives sans Kato. |
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| The Kevin Costner character Inver Ness showing the way to go! |
Ma Fisher was ably abetted by Costco Malteser and a few ship’s crew of such.The G Men controlled by myself included Shir Shaun who was still showing signs of his entrancement of the previous episode.Also included in my cast were Green Hornet and a Damien Lewis lookalike.I’m afraid the Green Hornet came without Kato and the Black Beauty car.
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| Costco is snug as a bug in a rug. |
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| “Freeze I’m Ma Fisher!Put your fins in the air!” |
The game started with my cast streaming off their boats and heading up the various gangplanks hunting for Ma Fisher.Kevin being his usual forceful self ran straight off the wharf and right across a hidden booby trap which ended up throwing him back the way he came.An auspicious start from which he never really recovered.After his get together with the booby trap he hound himself being a couple demons of f the deep which jumped on him as he tried to make his way back into the fight.This only proved to be the butt of the laughter to his erstwhile sailing companions who were treading the boards a bit more warily
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| Inver Ness meets his match x 2. |
Inver Ness first took care of one of the demons but alas couldn’t do away with his second assailant.This left the remainder of his crew having to spend an unlucky time trying to do away with the demons.
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| Shining a light on the situation. |
Meanwhile on the other wharf Green Hornet was leading the way with the Damien Lewis lookalike following close behind.Shir Shaun was still it seems still struggling with the effects from the previous game and quickly came under fire from Costco Malteser.Shir Shaun went one worse than the previous game and ended up on the floor.As Damien and the Hornet made their way offshore they were ambushed by the local Bobby who ranted and raved at them in some local fish dialect whereas the lawful duo decided to do away with this cold like flatfoot still none the wiser on what he was gabbling about.Costco brought his Mauser to bear on the not so dynamic duo but found he was outgunned and after a few shots were traded Costco went down and into receivership.
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| Taking Aim. |
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| Costco is surrounded. |
Whilst another two G-Men were biting the dust Ma Fisher decided to make a break for it with her spawn following hirsute but this turned out to be the wrong choice as Hornet and Damien found it too be like shooting fish in a barrel with even Ma Fisher flapping about like a freshly landed cod but due to the rules she was brought back to her fishy self by one of her cohorts and was last seen heading for the safety of the ever present mist.
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| Ma Fisher makes a break for it. |
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| Ma Fisher’s shoal of fishes bite the dust. |
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| “And she’s back up!” |
As a footnote there was still a scrap going on on the other side of the table between Inver Ness’s back up crew and the fish monsters who had a trait of possible reincarnation if they rolled decent dice after their demise which not only brought them back but included a playmate just to annoy the sailors even more but the game was over as Ma Fisher had made it to safety and the G-Men were strewn all over the place licking their wounds.Join us fo another rip roaring episode of Lurkers of the Garvaldian Deep where the US Army come to the town’s rescue(maybe)with rifles and flame throwers abound.
See You All When I See You.
This has been a Garvald Film Studios Production.
